Hello,
You have been leaving your leftover dinners on my front lawn for the past two weeks... I really don't appreciate that. I'm not sure if you're purposefully throwing your food out the window to be a menace or if you're just doing it as a romantic gesture. But whatever the reason may be, I am not amused. So just stop now and we can continue on being neighbors.
Sincerely,
J. Brens
Hm? What's happening?
ReplyDeleteOooh...sounds...."FOOD-tastic"...
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*Eeshe covers her face while everyone tries to slap her for the dumb, corny pun she made*
wait he really wrote this to you?
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