Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Charlie Sheen

This is my Charlie Sheen impersonation.

Monday, March 28, 2011


Hey, you like music? Check these bands out:
Devendra Banhart
Pokey LaFarge
Dr. Dog
The Antlers

I have these friends, you see, we go out every Friday night and every Saturday morning. We have yet to tumble around and view what's underneath one another's blouses, but I hear that holding hands is better than sex. My friends, we get along just fine. I'm thinking of taking them out for a night on the that how the phrase goes? Oh well, whatever. But my friends,they'ree really great, I just them love them to death. I can't recall a time I laughed so hard to the point I start losing my smile and my eyes squint in an unfriendly manner. They understand, though, they know that it's only a facial expression and nothing more. I'm in love with my friends and I feel blissful when we sit together.

Out of all the flowers in the meadow, I chose you: the most fragrant.
I met someone a week or two ago. He's nice and European.

Sadies is this weekend and I'm going with Christie and Rylee as peas in a pod. The theme is Toy Story.

I'm trying to write this story about a male hooker who talks like Sylvester Stallone in Rocky Balboa.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011


So I need to work this video situation out. I have a movie maker program on my computer but it won't recognize all the videos I upload from my camera. Don't worry, though, I'll figure it out.

I made a tumblr and I'm sort of obsessed with it.

Well, I'll write more tomorrow. AdiĆ³s mis amigos!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Charlie Sheen

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen." -Charlie Sheen

My friends and I are obsessed with quoting Charlie Sheen. I don't think we're really in to him as a person, we just like all the stuff that comes out of his mouth.

Also, that Friday song by Rebecca Black. This song is awful. If you haven't listened to this song or seen the music video, you really need to. It's worth making fun of.

I'm thinking of making a video. I don't know if I really want to, but I'm thinking about it.

"Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."
Can you guess?
Yeah, Charlie Sheen.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011


This is what I do when I'm home alone.

I feel a little lame for posting these, but at least they aren't on Facebook.
The lighting isn't that great either, oh well.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Devendra Banhart- Brindo

This is probably the sexiest music video/advertisement I have ever seen.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Bad romance

I dated this guy, Alex, last November/December. I don't know why, but it really bothered me that he didn't like to go out and do anything with me. But one thing that really made me mad, though, was he asked me for money for his gas. After he offered to come see me and to drive around town looking for things to do. I could understand if I asked him to take me somewhere, but I didn't. So when he dropped me off at home and asked me for "a couple bucks", I turned, smiled, and handed him four dollars. That relationship ended quickly.

This dating scene sucks.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Acacia Park

These are my new friends, Rylee and Christie. We had a good day today eating yogurt, burritos, pizza bread, and lasagna. We also did something not very legal. But seriously, I owe Mr. Mac a thanks for our friendship. 


Tuesday, March 8, 2011


You have been leaving your leftover dinners on my front lawn for the past two weeks... I really don't appreciate that. I'm not sure if you're purposefully throwing your food out the window to be a menace or if you're just doing it as a romantic gesture. But whatever the reason may be, I am not amused. So just stop now and we can continue on being neighbors.

J. Brens

Thursday, March 3, 2011


I took Latin last year and I forgot most of everything I learned.
I really only took it because I wanted to build my vocabulary. The teacher was kind of weird too. He cut his own hair and wore the same pleated pants every few days with a musky colored polo shirt. He also had a weird slurring problem and he would slurp up his spit mid-sentence. I couldn't wait to get out of his class because it really bothered me. The only cool thing about him was he liked William Burroughs and he interviewed Allen Ginsberg once.

I always wonder about my teachers' sex lives Ms. Owens used to give me vague details of hers, which was really uncomfortable for me because she would show me pictures of the guys she'd go out with so I'd have a nice little visual. Oh god... Anyway, I especially wonder about my English teacher, Mr. Mason, because he doesn't really seem like a teacher to me. I just picture him as an ordinary man who stands in front of our classroom and talks about how incredibly good-looking he is. I think he moved me to the back of the room because he caught me staring at his you-know-where... I couldnt help it though. I wasn't really thinking anything sexual, it just happened that his crotch was level with my field of vision. So I would unintentionally stare and daydream. Regardless, he is my favorite teacher of all time. Hands down.

I've started about seven books this year and I haven't been able to finish any of them.
On the Road by Jack Kerouac
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
Rebel: The Life and Legend of James Dean by James Spoto
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler
The Tracey Fragments by Maureen Medved
Naked Lunch by William Burroughs

Most of these books I've read once or twice before, but I like rereading books because it's different every time.