Thursday, December 30, 2010

Donnie Darko

"This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful."

"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

"The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue."

Wednesday, December 29, 2010


I was going through my photo library and I take a lot of pictures of myself.

I used Picasa 3 to edit these bad boys.

Sunday, December 26, 2010


"Just because I'm poor don't mean I can't be a snob" -Cold War Kids

I'm going to Universal Studios tomorrow! I'm thuper ethited.

My aunt gave my cousins and I wine and vodka so we could get in the Christmas spirit. Haha oh god.
We all sang Christmas songs and I danced for everyone. It was all very embarrassing.

Christmas Day was uneventful. Everyone just came over and told each other their financial problems. My mom announced to my dad and I that she wants a baby chinchilla for Christmas next year. That'd actually be really cool because they're cute, but when we asked her why she wanted one, she said, "So when it dies, I can make a little clutch purse out of it." Wow.

I just saw Tron with my dad. The graphics were cool but the dialogue could've been better.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Feliz Navidad

Tapan, my guitar teacher, is teaching me how to play Purple Haze on my super cute pink guitar. Exciting.

I heard somewhere that Jesus wasn't even born on the 25th. "Christmas" is a Pagan holiday...?
I don't know, I haven't done any reading on this so I'm just saying what I heard.

Someone sent me nude photos! That's the best gossip I've got.

I made tamales today. Super-Mex. Jajaja (Spanish laugh)

Dorian Galagy

Dory is a fast little girl; she's always on the run. She runs from everyone she meets, all her mothers (rude) critiques, all the men who look her way, and very pivotal parties. She's very well aware of this (she's very observant), but she just doesn't seem to care. Fortunately, she understands what's important and what is expected of her, so she is sure to fulfill most of her responsibilities. Dory has never been outstanding in anything she's ever done, only satisfactory, and she's okay with that because she knows that nothing ever matters, that everyone will forget and everyone will move on.

Sunday, December 19, 2010


Under the influence, above the ignorance.


"There are three types of people in the world: Geniuses, idiots, and both."

Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Walkmen

I called you only to hear you say, "Hello?"
Then I called you again to hear your voice one more time.
I tried once more but you didn't answer.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010


Chicken noodle soup is a placebo because I don't feel better.
Mucinex and motrin followed by robitussin three hours later will definitely make you loopy.
I hate being sick.

Monday, December 13, 2010


Is there such thing as being neither in nor out of love?
School sucks. Loathing is philosophical.
I'm a train fallen off it's rails. Chaos.

"Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live." -Socrates


I'm torn between my best friend and my mother.
It's hard to make them both happy.
So I'll choose neither.

What are you doing right now?
-Watching television.
Get naked.
-I am.
Good, now picture me on top of you, kissing you, running my fingers through your hair.
-Don't tease me.
Why, tempting?
-No, annoying.
Well I think it's amusing.

Thursday, December 9, 2010


In your prayers, all my sins are remembered.
I translated Shakespeare.

I'm having an affair with my guitar. I love the way my fingers slide against it's smooth long neck. The way my arm hangs over it's body to provoke the sounds I wish to hear. And especially the way my hands adjust the head into the right position for the perfect pitch.

Give daddy a spankin' for being naughty.
Christmas ain't comin' to our town anymore.
-Thank god.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The new black

They say when a crow comes cawing at your doorstep that death is imminent. Well, what does it mean when there's twenty crows flying around school campus and you're the only person to notice?

I wonder if anyone can hear what I'm thinking. I've been told I'm a very obvious person, meaning I'm cliche. It's true though, I am, but I don't mind because unpredictable people scare me to the point of immaculate blindness. Just the thought is too much for me to consume.

My disease bothers you.
I like that.
Can you imagine a world without pictures? No one would ever know what you look like in different moments of your life... You could die and no one would know you ever existed. We'd all become hunters just like our ancestors did before Columbus made his great discovery.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010


Why does God let good people suffer and bad people prosper?

Monday, December 6, 2010


You have to be in love to make love.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Night terror

"I could live off a kiss and cuddle for quite some time"
"I want to meet a girl who wants to be loved by me"
Two very simple desires by a simple man.

I went to a comedy show with Alex. One particular comic seemed to take a great interest in me because he wouldn't stop staring. Then he went on about my eyebrows looking like two angry seagulls about to fuck each other. He also said my eyes were like mermaids ready to do something... I don't know, that man was crazy but very funny. That was a nice Friday night.

So it's raining here in the lovely Southern California, which is pleasant for the natives' crop. But if you live in the city, then it ain't so great.
...What the hell am I talking about?