Monday, December 13, 2010


I'm torn between my best friend and my mother.
It's hard to make them both happy.
So I'll choose neither.

What are you doing right now?
-Watching television.
Get naked.
-I am.
Good, now picture me on top of you, kissing you, running my fingers through your hair.
-Don't tease me.
Why, tempting?
-No, annoying.
Well I think it's amusing.

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