"I could live off a kiss and cuddle for quite some time"
"I want to meet a girl who wants to be loved by me"
Two very simple desires by a simple man.
I went to a comedy show with Alex. One particular comic seemed to take a great interest in me because he wouldn't stop staring. Then he went on about my eyebrows looking like two angry seagulls about to fuck each other. He also said my eyes were like mermaids ready to do something... I don't know, that man was crazy but very funny. That was a nice Friday night.
So it's raining here in the lovely Southern California, which is pleasant for the natives' crop. But if you live in the city, then it ain't so great.
...What the hell am I talking about?